Monday, April 22, 2013

Thanks for the tip!

I saw this commercial a while back while at the movies....


Dear Rihanna,

Remember that time that Chris Brown, like, totally mangled your face and the whole world heard about it and rallied behind you and supported you because he was a douche with no excuse to live and you are a sweet innocent flower and no one ever deserves to be abused?   Oh you don't remember that?  It's ok, maybe this will refresh your memory:

And then after that Chris Brown went on an "I am so misunderstood and everyone is so meaaaaan to me so I am going to rip my clothes off and break windows with chairs!" rampage!  That definitely helped his image and  cemented his place in our hearts as America's favorite PSA against Domestic Violence.

 It's hard out there for a pimp

Well, Rihanna,  the day that you decided that maybe he is an alright guy after all and took him back and started singing songs about birthday cake together was the day that I stopped paying ANY attention at all to your fall back career attempt to be a life coach.

"We all start somewhere, it’s where you end up that counts”.

Well said. So when I decide that I want to end up as someones punching bag I will make sure and follow your lead.


P.s. You are way too pretty and talented for that sort of nonsense. 


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  2. Love your wit and no-nonsense advice.
    I'm still laughing at. . . . "when I decide I want to end up as someone's punching bag . . . . LOL