Everyone should have a daily reminder of their humiliation and shame. YAY!

Shout out to The Knot! Thank you so much for continuing to cram my email inbox full to the brim with helpful wedding tips and suggestions for a wedding that I am no longer planning. Apparently my repeated attempts to remove myself from your mailing list have been futile. I suppose I will just look forward to the day in the future when I might be planning a wedding again, and at that time your incessant emailing will become welcome again and not be a painful reminder of my giant failure.
Keep up the good work!
 

High five!!