But I was WRONG. Bleach is also for my gina! Check it out here (Note: clicking on that link will not take you to a site dedicated to my va-gina (gina.... get it?), which I know is a total bummer, but it will take you to a hilarious post about weirdos who bleach their lady parts and the men who love them for it).
Oooooh, I used parenthesis inside of a parenthetical phrase there. Who's a rebel? This girl.
WARNING- Language in that post is NSFW. No, not at all.
I'm pretty sure men will not be happy until we can grow perfect vaginas in a lab and then have them implanted in place of the ones we were born with, because obviously those ones will never be good enough. And then all the women in the world will have the exact. same. sparkling white vagina.
Who's the fairest of them all? I guess we won't know til everyone drops their pants. Assume the position ladies!