Did you miss me?

It's been a minute. I have been oh so very busy that I haven't had any time really to sit down and spew my opinions and feelings out into the ether....

The good news is, though, that today have oodles of free time!!

So I have decided that this post is going to be a mash-up of a whole bunch of different things.  I have too much on my brain to focus on one topic.  Instead,  I am just going to give you all the latest quick style and we can iron out the details later. Alright? Alright.

Fun fact #1- Boyfriend has basically moved in. It's nice! Kisses goodnight and good morning. He kills bugs for me (I wouldn't make Deana do that) and fixes stuff when it breaks.  He also is an amazing cook. Between him and Deana, it's a wonder  I am not fat(er). Downside? 3 times as much laundry to do. It doesn't make sense.... there are only two of us, yet the laundry load has tripled. And my shower gets dirty faster now that I share it.  I need my housekeeper back!

Fun fact #2 (well this one isn't so fun)- Dad is back in the hospital :(  He had a collapsed stint that caused much of the same type of damage that he had a few years ago. He made it through surgery just fine and is resting comfortably at the hospital. Well as comfortably as they will let him while poking and prodding him.  He will be there for about 3 or 4 more days before they consider letting him go home. So I am back to my old routine of going to the hospital on my lunches to visit with him. I hate the idea of him sitting around there alone without any company.

Fun fact #3-  I LOVE LOVE LOVE my new job! That is all.

Fun fact #4- It's always fun when someone says, "Hey, this song reminds me of you".... unless it is this song:

In this case I am just going to say, "Huh?", and move along. I haven't kissed anyone while drunk in a while. Except my boyfriend.... but I think that is allowed ;p

Fun fact #5- Secret things are going on! I should preface this by saying that I am not a fan of secrets and surprises. Well, I don't react well to secrets and surprises. Shock is usually followed quickly by stone cold silence while I process. I am a process type of girl. Can't help it.  Anywho.... how do I know secret things are going on? Well because I hear secret phone calls (obviously not the content or I would know the secret), and I feel like I keep walking in on a conversation I shouldn't be hearing. Everyone shuts up real quick like. Slightly annoying... ok REALLY annoying. But whatev.

Fun fact #6- My birdy, Scooter, was in the garage last week! The back door didn't shut all the way and he must have wandered out there at some point during the day. It's a good thing I didn't run his scrawny butt over!! Moral of this story: Need to start locking the birdies up during the day. Poor things :(  They can come back out when they learn to do this!




Fun fact #7- I have been super duper irritated lately. I think I have been hiding it well.... but I seriously want to punch someone. My phone froze up the other day and I had an almost overpowering urge to throw it out the window!  Lies make me angry... and make my head hurt. I don't like being lied to (Who does?). Apologies are great and all, and I will accept it and attempt to move on, but for reals..... I hold a grudge like a mother fucker. I need to start meditating or something.

I can't think of anything else new or noteworthy at the moment. I will try real hard to keep up on this mo better.

xoxoxo!