Thursday, June 23, 2011

Please make it stop now

I might start a "No more Lady Gaga" petition. 

She was mildly entertaining at first, and I won't lie, I really dig that "Lovegame" song.  But now..... now she just rubs me the wrong way ALL the time.  She is pompous and too over the top.  She tries way too hard to be controversial.... and I am tired of all her stupid outfits. 

She actually scares me a little bit here....

Jim Henson would be rolling over in his grave if he knew of this atrocity 

This just makes me hungry

Just put some God damned clothes on already!!

I hope she trips and falls in those stupid shoes.

This is what she wrote in V magazine

I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, bead work, or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it first, what French painter they stole it from, how many designers reinvented it after them, and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death, and resurrection of that particular trend......  Any writer, or anyone for that matter, who doesn’t understand the last two sentences of this column should NEVER be writing about or critiquing fashion or artists in publication. As someone who references and annotates her work vigilantly, I am putting all of you on notice. I’ve done my homework, have you? … 

Pretentious much?


  1. You need to get proper 'drilled' so you'll calm down. I think Lady Gaga will matter a lot less after you can't walk right for a week.

  2. Omg, Ryan! I just laughed out loud and almost fell off the treadmill :p as a cousin, you should not have such accurate insights into my sex life. Haha! I'm just bitter because that meat dress wearing beast of a women probably gets drilled a whole lot more often than i do :p