I was at burger king today getting french fries (healthy lunch, eh?) and one of the girls who worked there happened to catch my attention. She had on a whole lot of eye makeup. Like a whoooooooole lot. In fact, I could not stop staring at her. She reminded me of what Katy Perry looks like in that ET video:
Only this girl was not pretty. Aaaaand the makeup made her look more like a circus clown than a super sexified space alien. Back to the drawing board, Bobo!!