Thursday, April 14, 2011

I am funny and smart and beautiful.....

... and there isn't one good reason I am not the perfect woman for you. 

Except that I am obviously not funny and smart and beautiful enough. Awesome. Yay for me.  

Screw you guys. I am taking my "I really like you" sign and my "Lets makeout" pillow and I am going home.

Oh yeah.... and one more thing!:


  1. Becky!!!! I'm going to be honest here.. I haven't checked your blog in a few weeks; I've been.. occupado :) I have a few things to say on this blog post so I don't have to re-post using my slow work interwebs.

    So it looks like April has not been kind to you; what a bitch. I'd like to quote an old addage here that will either make you smile, roll your eyes, or wonder why/how we are even related: "April showers bring May flowers." I take this as a form of symbolism, not literalism. I don't think you give a shit if it rains in April and then some damn flowers grow the following month. To me, it means that although it may be stressful in April, what you endure now will pay out in the future; potentially in May.. or later.

    Whatever. Smile, Hooker. You ARE funny, you ARE smart, you ARE B-E-A-UTIFUL! The issue may lie with the "boys" you are after. Find some MEN. Any MAN will recognize what an absolute gem you are. Any MAN will accept your "Lets Make Out" pillow with a BROAD smile on his face. Any MAN will take your "I really like you" sign away because with him, you won't need it anymore.

    In the meantime, turn your nose up to these obviously oblivious (alliteration much?) boys; its their loss for sure. If the thought of pursuing you ever crossed any of their minds, they WILL realize that they let pass the opportunity of a lifetime to potentially be satisfied for the duration of their existence.

    On a lighter note, I love your blog, keep it up.

    On a personal note, I love your face.


  2. RYAN!!! I love your face too! You definitely made me smile. And as a thank you, this is for you:

    If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

    Wait for it..........

    PILGRIMS! Bahahahahaha! :)