I have a cold. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I had a hard time falling asleep last night for two reasons. The first being that every time I tried to lay on my back, my whole face would start throbbing and I would immediately be unable to breathe out of my nose. So I spent the better part of the night flopping from one side to the other trying to get comfortable. Colds are no fun for sleeping. The second reason being because I have waaaaaay to much shit on my brain. Basically, my brain flipped me the bird and said "YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!"
Important thing on brain #1- Friends who awkwardly air their dirty laundry right in front of you while attempting to have a lighthearted get together. There is a time and a place for disagreements.... that place is not at your friends house in front of an almost stranger. Uncomfortable. No amount of wine or cookies or pizza was going to save that evening. *Sigh*
Important thing on brain #2- Totally feel like I am spinning my wheels. I hate that feeling. I thought about maybe saying something, or coming right out and asking some questions, but then I would talk myself out of it. But maybe now that I have had some caffeine and breakfast I can attempt to form intelligent sentences that accurately express how I feel. Maybe.
Important thing on brain #3- Why won't the dishwasher dry the effing dishes!!!??? I just want nice shiny clean dishes. Not dishes with weird abstract art water marks on them. There is heat in there, and it takes forever to run. There is no reason good enough for these ugly dishes. I might have to use some intimidation tactics on the dishwasher.
Important thing on brain #4- Don't feed the whores. At least not after midnight, cause then they multiply. Don't even get me started on what happens if you should accidentally get them wet.....
This is why I love you, Becky! I think we need to have someone buy us a new dishwasher! Where's that fairy dust?!?!? ;-pReplyDelete
LOL! You crack me up :)ReplyDelete
1. You have 4 brains?ReplyDelete
2. Try using those Cascade power tabs, the ones that have the detergent with other stuff locked in a little shell... those things kick dish ass!
3. Whores sound a lot like Gremlins... but nothing's as cool as a Gremlin, especially not whores.