Oooooh, look at me! I did it! Much thanks to my amazing and hilarious cousin Ryan, who came up with the super duper name for my blog. I am not really sure what he is trying to imply, but I'm feelin it.
Important things that you should know about me:
1) I am a hot mess. As evidenced by my blog title. According to Urban Dictionary, which we all know to be a very reliable source of slang definitions, a hot mess is "When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot". Ah yes. I don't know that I would say my life is a mess, but it can be chaotic. I also don't know that I fall into the hot category, I feel more along the lines of cutesy. So should I rename this blog to Cutesy Chaos?? Well, it's too late for that now, and besides, I love me some good old fashioned exaggeration. Let's just go with it! It's also worth noting that when I typed my name into Urban Dictionary I got this- "Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex." Awesome.
2) I swear a lot. So if you are easily offended by my potty mouth.... oopsies. Sorry, but consider yourself warned.
3) I am a smiley whore :) :)
4) I over share. I also have no filter.
5) I am in love with Robert Downy Jr.
6) I am 30 (ick) and learning a whole lot more about myself in the last 4 months than I have in the last 4 years. I've got some interesting insights and stories that will be forthcoming shortly.
That's all for now. I feel like this is a good start to a fun adventure with words! Yay!!!