Friday, March 11, 2011

I has a blog!

Oooooh, look at me!  I did it!  Much thanks to my amazing and hilarious cousin Ryan, who came up with the super duper name for my blog.  I am not really sure what he is trying to imply, but I'm feelin it.  

Important things that you should know about me:

1) I am a hot mess. As evidenced by my blog title. According to Urban Dictionary, which we all know to be a very reliable source of slang definitions, a hot mess is "When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot".  Ah yes.  I don't know that I would say my life is a mess, but it can be chaotic. I also don't know that I fall into the hot category, I feel more along the lines of cutesy.  So should I rename this blog to Cutesy Chaos??  Well, it's too late for that now, and besides, I love me some good old fashioned exaggeration.  Let's just go with it!  It's also worth noting that when I typed my name into Urban Dictionary I got this- "Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex." Awesome.

2) I swear a lot. So if you are easily offended by my potty mouth.... oopsies. Sorry, but consider yourself warned.

3) I am a smiley whore :) :)

4) I over share. I also have no filter. 

5) I am in love with Robert Downy Jr.

6) I am 30 (ick) and learning a whole lot more about myself in the last 4 months than I have in the last 4 years.  I've got some interesting insights and stories that will be forthcoming shortly.

That's all for now.  I feel like this is a good start to a fun adventure with words! Yay!!!


  1. Um. Yay. And then, Yay. And then, you're welcome :p

  2. Becky: I looked my name up and this is what I got! LOL: Jennifer: a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.

  3. Ok, if we're sharing urban dictionary name definitions then I am required by federal law to post mine... due to awesomeness:


    A man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
    He is a real ryan!

    He is not only hot, but a of both worlds!


  4. What the F??? Why do you guys get great ones about what wonderful, attractive, happy, funny people you are.... and I get blow job???? This just isn't fair at all.

    Funny enough, my initials are BJ ;p

  5. Yea, I'm so excited to finally read this but I do love the notes you put on FB. But in follow the crowd, I guess in this aspect I'm a sheep....BAAA :O)

    Rina - an insanely awesome person. means joy in hebrew.

    Well it is true, I'm an insanely awesome person!!!